Well, Ladies and gentlemen, we are talking Porn. yeah, you read it right its P O R N. So everyone finds themselves a nice isolated place and sit tight because we are talking adult. Just kidding.
All I know you either watch porn or you lie about it. So the question is WHY DO WE WATCH PORN. I mean like don’t we have anything better to do with our lives than watch porn????
Ok, don’t answer that, hold that thought.
so why do we watch porn?

Reason 10

JUST LIKE THAT- “BECAUSE It’s A TOY LETS PLAY WITH IT !!” we’ll accept it most of the time we watch “these MOVIES of adult variant” because we DON’T have anything else to do. I mean this happens that dayIwas sitting in my dumb room doing nothing suddenly my roommate “check this out 30 GB HD adult stuff”, we spend the next hour aahum, doing nothing constructive.

Reason 9

To understand the circle of life-Since from the beginning of the era of smartness lot of smart people with a grave beard and mustaches are giving their everything to figure out why are we here. So big news folks we are because our parents had a nice time together and how do I know it because I watched porn.remember those days of innocence, when we use to believe that babies are delivered by the storks well watching porn helps to remove ignorance.

Reason 8

It’s a hobby– Just like some people enjoy comic books, I (Here I doesn’t represent me I am a good boy ) enjoy the hobby of porn- carefully crafting a collection, following up on my favorite stars, paying attention to the trends in the industry, learning new styles etc., etc..

Reason 7

I am H***Y, the H reason.”To get ur horn down” – Well its a complete guy thing the horn which in your most private moments is a source of your pride can put u in many awkward situations without any warning, but what can’t be handled with some practice because practice makes it perfect.

Reason 6

To learn new moves – learning new things always pays off and what maintains a healthy relation other than innovation and practice.i know that one of us are Jenna Jamesone but what’s wrong in trying. so go now and bust a new move on your opposite/same sex companion and surprise him/her. Porn can be fine education, bend spoon, big dipper, cinema stroke, earmuffs, jughead, pirate’s bounty, twisted doggy, do you know how many actual sex positions well you
didn’t know that did you. well, I did because I watched ……

Reason 5

Ultimate stress buster– porn can serve as an ultimate stress buster.according to the science people watching porn increases the level of testosterone and estrogen which reduces your stress level considerably. The above health fact was brought to you by my crazy knowledge
my own knowledge partners.

Reason 4

Scenic beauty– well one thing you can not take away from porn’s is its awesome scenic beauty. beautiful girl boys too, in all sorts of different attire some dressed as a sweet nurse, or a doctor some sailors, using all sorts of crazy stuff, sometimes really treat to your eyes, if you know what I mean.

Reason 3

Ogle Guys– I don’t know how many girls are going to plan to kill me after reading this.I overheard some girl talking and I quote” You know what there isn’t enough of in this world? Shirtless, bottomless, and shirtless and bottomless men. Everywhere you look. aaaaaaa, I am thinking to visit FakeHotNudeDudes.com, God”.

Reason 2

To get off– According to some cheap theory Women and men may be from different planets, but  masturbation session is what kinda a common link, and it is for that express purpose porn was designed. Generally, I believe women tends to opt for mental fantasies over visual aids, but there are many women who are as visual as men and men who are as fantasy-oriented as women, and for men anything works.

Reason 1

I m single people– Yes I am single. seeing all those couples on park benches behind the bushes, zoos, library everywhere aaaaaaaaaa…….. people like me also need some space to blow off some steam, so you know the rest……

Ok folks talking all about porn just reminded me of something business that needed to be taken care of. Just kidding, and everybody read more and perve on.